What is
What The Stock?!?

First of all, let's be very clear: What The Stock?! was not created by the
Cards Against Humanity™ guys and gals.

They didn't think of this, we did.

If you would like to play their awesome game, you can play it here.

What is What The Stock?!?

What The Stock?! is a colorful party game that enhances that old, black-and-white game that you’ve been playing all these years.

What old, black-and-white game are you talking about?

We are talking about Cards Against Humanity™. While Cards Against Humanity™ is clearly an awesome game for horrible, awful people, we here at What The Stock?! think humans should experience everything in beautiful HD! Just like those sunglasses, printing papers, plastic wraps and a ton of other things that are unnecessarily HD; so are we!

I love Cards Against Humanity™ and want to experience it in beautiful HD!

Awesome. Gather up your Cards Against Humanity™ white-and-black cards, get some of your friends together, and try out What The Stock?! for FREE! TRY IT OUT.

What the hell is this "Cards Against Humanity™"?

Good question! …and their website has all the answers. Check it out right here www.cardsagainsthumanity.com. Go ahead, we’ll wait...

Okay, I get it. So what exactly am I playing here on this website?

When we came up with the idea for What The Stock?!, we really wanted to make an irreverent game that made fun of all those ridiculous stock images that you see all over the web, from corporate sites to product description pages - why does everyone look so generically confused or happy or angry? We wanted a way for players to use these images and Mad Lib their way to an uncomfortable, awkward, hilarious time!

Yeah, but I still don’t get it.

Well, as it turns out, the Cards Against Humanity™ guys have already come up with all of the possible funny responses in the world. Seriously, all of them. So we figured we would roll with their awesomeness and simply enhance their game with some super-sweet, 21st century HD color!

Okay, great! So how do I play?

Simply use your existing white-and-black response cards from Cards Against Humanity™, but replace those old-school black-and-white cards with our full HD, colorful images. Then proceed along with the standard (or alternate!) rules for Cards Against Humanity™ game play.

So, I need to buy their thing in order to play your thing?

That would be great if you bought Cards Against Humanity™, those guys need a few more cars and vacation houses! But, you can also try everything out for FREE by downloading and printing the FREE version of Cards Against Humanity™ straight from the Cards Against Humanity™ website.

Are you in cahoots with the Cards Against Humanity™ guys?

First of all, nice use of the word, “cahoots”! But no, this is currently an independent project and not in any way affiliated with Cards Against Humanity™. I’m open to talking about it though! ;)

I’m ready to play!

Great, you can try it out here for free from any mobile device, laptop, or toaster with a browser! TRY IT OUT.

I love it! How can I throw money at you for making my life better with this beautiful HD party game that enhances that other, old, black-and-white game?

You can't! It's all free as in beer!

I love you.

Oh, well, thanks… I uh… thanks.

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I laughed so hard, I shot wine out of my nose. Do you know how hard it is to get red wine stains out of your dog?

- A friend

[Son], why did you make this game? Is everything okay?

- Mom